10. I’m surprised they went with the cheaper chicken.
9. I wish they would just cut the cake already, I’ve got a cricket match to catch…
8. With this ring, I thee wed….
7. The buffet is now open…oh wait, their doing that.
6. Cash bar is just over there.
5. Please pass the fruit cake…oh wait, they’re actually doing that too
4. Didn’t the queen wear that dress at the last wedding?
3. Who is she fooling wearing white!
2. Oh sweet, the chicken dance!
1. Somebody at the door who lost their invitation, last name Obama, should I let em in?